Feel like hearing the one thing I totally think is horrible?

Want to know the only thing I totally despise?

I am freaked out by cats.

For real, cats smell bad.

Do you know the one thing I definitely dislike?

Want me to tell you the thing I completely think is awful?

I hate young people.

For real, young people make my skin crawl.

Learn How To Get A Date

Fellas are always thinking about the winning way to ask an alluring lady out for a night on the town. The key to dating success is not as hard to find as you might anticipate! If you pay attention to some underlying steps, it’s more fun than you would anticipate to get a dinner date the dame of your dreams.

First ensure that you don’t ask her out on the computer or by text messaging. Women want you to make an effort and while it’s fine to use your phone to ask them out, it’s highly recommend that you { ask her out when you see her in person whether it’s at the usual spot or when you bump into her on the street. Asking someone out face to face shows that you are willing to put some work into it.

Spend a few minutes and check your appearance. Females will lie about it, but you should look your best for them. Do you think Matt Damon got where he is by wearing an old t-shirt and shorts? No way! Asking a femme out is pretty similar to trying out for the sports team if they are impressed by your looks, then you are closer than you think.

You should always be sure of yourself and realize that you’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain by asking her out for dinner and a movie! The absolute worst thing she can do is say “No way!” If she says no, be graceful and remind yourself that it’s not the sinking of the Titanic!

Friday nights dinner plans

This Friday I planned to goto Boathouse Restaurant in Ambler.

The staff were very interesting. After being seated I choked down one of the absolute most horrible meals I ever tried.

I’ll post snapshots of the waitress in the morning.

Saturday nights adventure in dining

This Saturday I went to Courtyard Country Dining in San Juan.

The staff were chaotic. After being seated I wolfed down one of the most distasteful meals I will ever had

I’ll upload images of the evening when I have time.

Learn How To Get A Date

Men are always wondering about the best way to ask an enchanting lady out for a night together. The key to dating success is not as hidden as you might imagine! If you pay attention to some essential essentials, it’s more fun than you might guess to get a dinner date the babe of your dreams.

It’s important to know that you shouldn’t make the mistake of asking her out over internet or by text messaging. Ladies want to know you care and while it’s fine to use your phone to find out of they’re interested, it’s better to when you see them in the flesh whether it’s at church or drop by her workplace. Asking a lady out in person shows that you are able to put some work into it.

Take time to brush your teeth and straighten your tie. Ladies will lie about it, but you should dress to impress. Do you think Ben Affleck got where he is by being a slob? Of course not! Asking a lady out is alot like trying out for the sports team if they think highly of your impression on them, then you are practically there already.

You should always be confident and realize that you’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain by asking her out for dinner and a movie! The scariest thing she can do is say “No way!” If she says no, take it like a man and remind yourself that it’s not the sinking of the Titanic!

My Smart ass articulation of the day

Light-heartedness is essential for the soul, so read my fresh comment of the day.

The Smart Alecky vocalizations today are courtesy of Luke Dunn: “Yo momma’s so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.”

My Smart Alecky articulation of the day

Comedy is cardinal for the heart, which is why I am posting my bold affirmation of the day.

The Masterful insults today are courtesy of Ethan Hackbarth: “Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.”

Yet more of my wasted afternoons – Aegis Wing

Another story of my sleepyheaded afternoons playing Aegis Wing and other distractions like Midnight Club 2.

My Imperious insult of the day

Laughter is good for your sanity, so here’s my flip insult of the day.

The Cheeky vocalizations today are courtesy of Kostas Clute: “Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.”