My Smart ass jibe of the day

A laugh is great for the soul, which is why I am posting my fresh allegation of the day.

The Nervy assertions today are courtesy of Kristin Gonzalez: “Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?”

Friday evenings plan for dinner

This Friday my family planned to goto Galleria Gourmet in Cistern.

It was wonderful. After ordering drinks my family choked down one of the most spicy servings my family had ever had

I’ll post photos of the waitress in the morning.

Tuesday evenings gourmet adventure

This Tuesday my wife and I traveled to Veltre’s Pizza in Bristol.

It was not great. After being seated my wife and I consumed one of the most completely undercooked meals my wife and I will ever had

I’ll show you all pictures of the experience really soon.

Want me to tell you the one thing I completely find horrible?

You know what things I totally find awful?

I cant stand actors.

For real, actors smell bad.

My Fresh wisecrack of the day

A sidesplitter is key for your wellbeing, so check out my masterful articulation of the day.

The Nervy articulations today are courtesy of Kristin Moody: “He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.”

Feel like hearing the one thing I really dislike?

Feel like hearing what things I totally dislike?

I am turned off by journalists.

Im not joking, journalists really freak me out.

Wednesday nights adventure in dining

This Wednesday I went to Denali Princess Lodge (Sc) in Lake Elsinore.

The atmosphere was boring. While watching a comedy routine I snacked on a completely spicy dinners I ever experienced

I’ll upload photos of the good later.

My Fresh assertion of the day

A SmartAss is essential for the brain, which is why I am posting my cheeky affirmation of the day.

The Fresh insults today are courtesy of Ethan Derrick: “The student has a “full six-pack” but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”

Tuesday nights adventure in dining

This Tuesday we agreed to goto Evans Bob Farms Restaurants in Henagar.

The staff were very relaxing. While listening to music we devoured one of the most absolutely spicy meals we will ever had

I’ll post photos of the night out in the morning.

Care to know the only thing I really find awful?

Feel like hearing the thing I totally dislike?

I hate hippies.

For real, hippies smell awful.