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Entries from September 2008

Too many languishing hours – Lego Star Wars 2: The Original Trilogy

September 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

All about my play out hours playing Lego Star Wars 2: The Original Trilogy and my other games like Rally Shox.

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Learn How To Ask A Girl Out

September 27, 2008 · 1 Comment

Men are always wondering about the best way to ask an enchanting woman out for a night on the town. The formula for dating success is not as difficult to determine as you’d guess! If you pay attention to some basic basics, it’s more fun than you might think to get a dinner date the sex bomb of your dreams.

It’s important to know that you shouldn’t ask her out on email or by text messaging. Women want to feel wanted and while it’s fine to use your cell phone to ask them out, it’s highly recommend that you { ask her out when you see them in the flesh whether it’s at church or when you bump into her on the street. Asking a lady out in person shows that you are going to put some work into it.

Be sure you brush your teeth and straighten your tie. Women will tell you it doesn’t matter, but you should look your best for them. Do you think Christian Bale got to this point by being a slob? Don’t be ridiculous! Asking a chick out is alot like trying out for football if they think highly of your looks, then you are in like Flynn.

You should try to be aware of your pluses and realize that you’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain by asking her out for dinner and a movie! The most awful thing she can do is say “Thank you but no!” If she says no, walk away and feel good that you asked and remind yourself that it’s not the worst thing in the world!

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My Masterful comment of the day

September 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A jape is central for the soul, so here’s my imperious statement of the day.

The Imperious comments today are courtesy of George Shanahan: “A couple of slates short of a full roof.”

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Feel like knowing what things I definitely think is awful?

September 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Feel like hearing what things I completely dislike?

I dislike singers.

No Joke, singers make me sick.

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It’s Easy To Learn How To Ask Out A Woman

September 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Men are always curious about the ultimate way to ask a beautiful lady out for a night together. The secret to dating success is not as difficult to determine as you might think! If you follow some underlying ideas, it’s simpler than you would guess to get a dinner date the shop girl of your dreams.

You want to make sure you don’t make the mistake of asking her out using the computer or by text messaging. Girls want to know you care and while it’s fine to use your phone to ask them out, it’s better to when you see them in the flesh whether it’s at the usual spot or drop by her workplace. Asking a lady out in person shows that you are able to make the effort.

Take time to check your appearance. Women will lie about it, but you should dress to impress. Do you think George Clooney got as far as they did by wearing an old t-shirt and shorts? No way! Asking a femme out is pretty similar to trying out for the sports team if they are impressed by your demeanor, then you are almost to home base without trying.

You should always be aware of your pluses and realize that you’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain by asking a girl out! The worst thing she can do is say “I don’t think so!” If she says no, take it like a man and remind yourself that it’s not the end of the world!

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Wednesday evenings gourmet masterpiece

September 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

This Wednesday my wife and I agreed to eat at Fergusons Snack Shack in Wautoma.

The atmosphere was not great. After some small talk my wife and I dug into an absolutely overcooked servings my wife and I ever ate

I’ll upload images of the good tomorrow afternoon.

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Want to know the thing I absolutely loathe?

September 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Feel like knowing what I completely hate?

I loathe lizards.

Im not joking, lizards make me want to scream.

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I’m getting sick of all my quiet mornings – Hitman: Blood Money

September 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Way too many bed-ridden mornings playing Hitman: Blood Money and other video games like Gundam: Federation vs. Zeon.

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Find Out How To Ask A Woman Out

September 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Men are always curious about the winning way to ask an alluring lady out for a date. The secret to dating success is not as hard to find as you would anticipate! If you follow some primary steps, it’s easier than you’d think to get a dinner date the belle of your dreams.

It’s important to know that you shouldn’t make the mistake of asking her out over internet or by text messaging. Girls want to feel wanted and while it’s fine to use your cell phone to give them a call, it’s highly recommend that you { ask her out when you see her in person whether it’s at the usual spot or when you bump into her on the street. Asking a lady out in person shows that you are able to make the effort.

Take time to shower and shave. Females will claim to ignore it, but it’s a good idea to prove you’re in it to win it. Do you think Brad Pitt got to this point by being a slob? Don’t be a fool! Asking a chick out is pretty similar to a loan application if they think highly of your impression on them, then you are almost there.

You should try to be sure of yourself and realize that you’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain by asking for a date! The absolute worst thing she can do is say “No!” If she says no, take it like a man and remind yourself that it’s not the end of the world!

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Feel like hearing the only thing I definitely find awful?

September 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Want me to tell you what things I absolutely find abhorrent?

I cant stand politicians.

Serious, politicians smell awful.

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